Natalie

Well whatcha know! Another day, another dolly
How craaazzzzy is this. L.A Galaxy paid a squillion quid for Beckham on an open transfer market. The Icehouse paid zilch and got someone of equal comparison in hairdressing and her Barnet’s cuter!!! Sorry David.

Welcome to Natalie Coyle, the Icehouse’s longest serving recruit. She’s talented, funny; pretty and a great personality, just ask her!!! ‘Hey you forgot to mention charismatic and modest’!! Sorry Natalie I’ll put that in later. Oh I just have done…………….Whatever!!

Natalie loves children and her ambitions are world peace and………………..Hey enough already this ain’t miss world yer know!! Sorry ‘bout that just getting carried away again!! Get back to the story line. OK here we go…

Into sports, going to the gym and car cruisin’ (Don’t know what that is but it sounds kinda cool) ‘I thought you could get arrested for that’? (Paul). No that’s kerb crawling you idiot. ‘Oops sorry!! But it involves cars doesn’t it’? Get back to work and stop interrupting. ‘Sorry ………again’

Natalie is a local girl who has never strayed far from home turf. Not only an extremely talented hairdresser but also very loyal to her throngs of clients. Hailing from what is at best known as………….er Stockport, Natalie has spent the last 4-½ years fine tuning her talents at a well-known Stockport based salon. Working her way up, through rigorous education and training to become one of the most sought after young stylists in the area.

Also big into supped up motors, alloys, spots and spoilers, oh yeah and hair in a big, big way. Talent abounds and so does she. Apparently loves biscuits as well. When she gets started on the hob nobs I’d rather try and steal the bone from next doors Rotwieller. It’s hard to cut hair with broken fingers!!

Oh and did I mention charismatic and modest. OK Natalie I’ve said it. Now can you please let me outta this head lock.

Phew!! Thanks, I think I’m getting a migraine!!!

Update

Well, well, well waddaya know. Nearly a year since Natalie started tearing up The IceHouse. She passed her driving test and is now free to cause havoc in the all-new Dolly Def machine, Pink furry dice an’ all. Another crazy young dudette tearing up the tar-mac.

Natalie is picking up clients faster than she could pick up a bun in a bakers and believe me when I say she’s a bit light on the old tootsies when it comes to that one.

Any one seen the film ‘Super size me’……..Tosh…..Natalie eats more McDonalds in a week than that guy did in 31/2  months and have you seen her, fit as a fiddle and twice as squeaky!!!!

This girlie has come a lonnnnng way in the last Twelve months. Her skills and techniques aren’t good, they’re PHENOMONAL!!! She’s become a legend in her own lunchtime.

Want your hair colouring how should we do it? If you want options, you got ‘em! Anything this girl can’t do with a bowl, a brush, a colour and a piece of tin foil ain’t worth doin’.

Natalie is having to slave away harder and longer than ever before just to appease her many clients clambering all over each other just to get her to cut their hair and she loves it. Whatcha girl. Oh and if you’re wondering

YES SHE IS STILL SMILING.

What did I say 12 months ago “Hold me down mama, this is gonna be a big one”.  “Probably all those McDonalds she quaffing” (Paul)

Not that you idiot, get back to work and stop annoying me. Who’s writing this anyway you or me?

“You and if there’s anything damning in there she’ll be round at your house quicker than a duck on a donkey” Whatever now go away, jeez one minutes peace would be nice.

What I should have said is “Hold me down mama, this is gonna be a huge one” And thank you lord, she is proving me right.

Natalie update 3

You’re not gonna believe this one. She’s only gone and done it!!!!
Yeah, yeah baby. Err when I say that. That is exactly what I mean. Or I should of said Yeah, yeah A BABY!!!
Yup that’s right our own little cutie has now got her own little cutie. Now nine months old (er sorry ‘bout the slow response there, still getting’ my head ‘round this one-Paul). And now a proud mother of a brand new little girl. 6 pounds 3 at birth (‘ere wait a minute you can get ‘em cheaper than that on e-bay-Paul). Not £££s you idiot lbs (oops sorry about that, just sayin’ that’s all. I know a bargain when I see one-Paul). OK apology accepted, now get back in yer box! Bloody loony.

Natalie and Mike have called their little princess Freya Grace aw isn’t that a nice name. Paul told me he had suggested Willan as a Christian name and leave the Grace as the middle name. Went straight over Natalie’s head that one. Yeah I got it the second time round to. Freya Grace is pretty…..Willan Grace is just… ok ok I admit it was funny for Paul anyway. (Still think Willan Grace is better-Paul). Hey you, BOX TIME!!
Well after nearly nine long, long, loooonnnggg months Natalie is finally back at work for 3 days a week and boy are we glad she’s back. Her throngs of clients have been phoning every other day to see if she was back yet. Good lord you should have seen some of them when they finally got an appointment with Natalie after all that time. There is a guy In America that is offering one million dollars for proof that the Yeti exists. Well I think I’m gonna take early retirement because I have several good clear shots of several different ones. That’s how much Natalie’s clients love her. Some of them waited that long to get their hair cut. Ever seen roots the size of Alaska. Well I would like to thank all those clients for introducing me to genuinely new experience. That sort of commitment I can’t relate to. But well done Natalie for being so brilliant at her job and so brilliant as a mum and also for learning a new language. Goo Goo Glup bruuuub burp!! I think it maybe babieese.

Natalie update 4

Never in one billion years did I expect this one, unlike Natalie who’s expected two in the 3 years…yep another Dolly Doolittle is amongst us “Cute & Bright and up all Night”…Arghhh! Another little Babs for Nats and Michael. Born a couple of months ago and doing rather well….actually she’s doin’ absolutely brill…..that is when it comes to staying up all night wanting to watch constant re runs of pepper pig, jeez man she’s only a few weeks old and you’ve already got her addicted to Pinky & Perkys offspring. I knew there was something going on with them two the moment I laid eyes on ‘em. Think it was the name “Perky” that did it for me. I’m going to invent a TV series for children about pigs and my main little piglet is going to be called “Bacon Sandwich” Well that should sort the nightmares out then!!!

Natalie & Mike have named their newest crew member Phoebe….well that should confuse the hell outta Freya by the time they are at school, why does my name sound the same but FFFFFreya or FFFFFeebie. Aw kids you can’t beat ‘em.. Err….no, no really you can’t.

Well good luck with the Pepper Pig thing, I reckon you’ll give in before Freya & Phoebe do. But babes work nights and their main line of employment at this age is to do two things, firstly to wake up at the most inconvenient times and the second to knacker their parents so much that by the time they realise what’s goin’ on they’re too tired to care, think yer workin’ that one quite well between you girls.

Natalie will be back on 4th November 2010 but at least she will be immediately busy…..because it will be bloody Christmas 6 weeks later. Jeez dudette I said CHRISTMAS!! I’m still finishing off the Turkey from the last one.

Congratulations……..and I don’t mean on making that bloody Turkey last so long.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!