Jemma

Well I’ll be a little Charlie’s Chocolate Chimp; he’s only gone and found another superstar in the making.

Hailing from Spain (Yeah must be feeling really smug right now- world champions-Paul) don’t start or you’re back in the cellar and this time I won’t let you out for your afternoon nap. Ha! That’s shut him up.

But originally from Mobberley in Cheshire (Oh no, I can’t take any more handbag and shoes stories. That’s posh isn’t it)???. Then Spain, then Stockport. (This is getting really confusing where the hell does she live now). I’m not sure at home I think!! Ha that got you!! I’m doing my best with the paltry info you gave me, cheers matey!

Trained in Spain (fall’s mainly on the plain). WHAT? (The rain in Spa….)
I know I heard you, I said TRAINED IN SPAIN you idiot. Jeez!! (Oh sorry I’ll get back to my crocheting then should I) ?

That’s where Jemma started her long ascent to greatdom!! Rained in Spain, you’ve got me at it now, I mean Trained in Spain at one of the top training academies in the grand city of Alicante. The Academy had designs on sending Jem all the way over to Barcelona to carry on her rising stardom. So after over a year of hard graft for The Oscar Molina salon in Campello. She finally succumbed and moved on to…err wait a minute did I mention one of the worlds most prestigious cities Barcelona ( err Yes)
Okay, Okay just a rhetorical question
You’re never gonna guess !! Go on have a guess!! (Stop it the suspense is bloody killing me, well did she move to Barcelona) ?
Er No (WHAT) !!! She moved to….err….how do I put this…..ARGHHH Just tell us)

Okay…..Stockport. (All that suspense for that…where’s the migraleve)??? I suppose you didn’t read the beginning of this story did you?? (Yeah but I have the attention span of a……..Oh look a Squirrel}!!!

Arriving back in good old Blighty (RIGHT choice then)? “RIGHT Nutter I’d say!!” In 2007 and carrying on with her grandiose agenda, Jemma worked at Burlington’s on Kings Street in Manchester for another year before moving onwards and upwards working at one of Cheshire’s most prestigious salons. In between all this she worked as an interior designer in her spare time (What spare time)? Yeah exactly!! Wait a min. not finished yet, Jemma also started to design and make her own range of Bo Ho jewellery. (Jeez, does this girl have limitless talent for design)? If she can make a necklace out of an empty rice husk, just imagine what she could do with hair. (Err yes, that’s why she is working here….Doh!!!)!!!

In between jobs (which ones)?? Don’t know, I feel like I’m just making this up now!! Jemma was doing photo shoots and also hair and make up for short films.

So taste has never been an issue (Bless you)! I said “AN ISSUE” (Have you got a cold)? NO! I haven’t got a cold!! Just get back to your crocheting; this is hard enough with you interfering……AGAIN!!

So then we’ve established the girl’s got taste? (Well she must have because she’s now working at The IceHouse)……Yeah okay….I am getting paid for this aren’t I? (Yeah)…..Impeccable taste…my fee’s just gone up!! Ahhh that’s quietened him down.

Jemma started at the IceHouse during the long hot summer days of June 2010. Working hard building up a credible client base, getting busier by the day and doing a Jolly Jibber of a job!!

She enjoys listening to various types of music. Some of her favourites are

Florence & the Machine
Marina & the Diamonds

(Wait A minute, I can see a pattern building ‘ere, is her Third favourites
Peppa Pig & the Peppa Pots…NOW YOU’RE JUST MAKING THIS UP AS YOU GO)!!!

No, no really the first two are real, what about the third one?

(Don’t know have to ask Nat’s eldest about that one)!!

We aren’t supposed to be havin’ a conversation on here you know. (Oh yeah, sorry, jeez have you finished yet)?

About my fee’s…..???

(Oh good……THE END)!!!