Claire

Claire came to us on a strong recommendation of the local college. Hey it’s good to have friends in high…ish places. Cheers Sam, I owe you one.

She started at the IceHouse a short 6 months ago and is already making phenomenal progress towards greatdom (Is that a real word, well if it isn’t. It should be). See what I mean she’s only been here 6 months and she’s already invented a new word, whadda chilled chick. Blonde and bubbly, loves chips and is as thin as a thing you do your garden with………….. Rake, That’s the word I was lookin for. Hey leave me alone. I’m a hairdresser not Alan ‘bloody’ Titmarsh. Although we do have a water feature in the salon. You girls will love her. Eats lots of chips and stays thin. Now that’s what I call a diet!!

Likes to hang with friends and do the party thing whenever possible. Fun loving with a great sense of humour. That’s only ‘cause she makes an effort to laugh at Paul’s feeble attempts at humour. ‘Hey leave me outta this’ (Paul). Oops I forgot he had to read this first!!

Progressing nicely and just starting to do some kinda neat stuff with a bowl, a brush, some colour and a piece tin foil. Heavily into ghd products and straightening irons. Give her another 12 months of intensive moaning…I mean training from Paul and she should be well on her way to greatdom. (Hey there’s that word again). Told you, this one is a literary genius!!

Hey, Hey…. Wad I say!!! Hey that kinda rhymes…..Eminem eat yer heart out!!! Well it’s been a while. How yer doin’??? Just thought we would let you all know how Lil’ Rossie is going on and on and on!!

The Lil’ Blonde, Bubbly Bombshell Buddie is up and runnin’ and because Paul’s been kinda lazy doin’ this kinda stuff, (er….don’t you mean busy.. Paul)??? She’s been up and runnin’ on all cylinders for about a year now. Jeez dude, time just flies by when you’re havin’ such a great time.

Progressed from junior, through college, through junior stylist, through to stylist…is this gurlie ever gonna come down just for a minute or two??? Paul’s getting’ kinda high on the pride thing, what with her just…….

‘Working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, that’s when I met you, I picked you out, I shook you up, and turned you around, turned you into someone new’ (hey that’s gotta be a copyright issue goin’ on there, The Human League….so Eighties..You are giving your age away now..Paul)!!!

Ooops Sorry ‘bout that…back to the story…where was I…er OK, but I do kinda lurve that song….I’m gonna be singin’ it all night now….I bet you do to…..

Yeah, yeah, that’s right…no cocktail bar…no waitress. Oh yeah back on track. Well to be honest Claire has never really got off the track she’s all fired up and steamin’ ahead, all pistons firin’ and lapping just about every new local stylist all the way to the finish line. Hell…Paul has even got her to do his hair, now that is dedication (from Claire’s side, not Paul’s)!!

She’s done one hell of a job in coming all this way in such a short time and has now become a superb all rounder and an even bigger part of The IceHouse….So Paul,. Get your ass into gear an’ keep us posted and stop bein’ lazy with this stuff (er…don’t you mean busy….again…Paul)??? Yeah, yeah…whatever!!!

This is sooooooo excitin’ just keep us posted. I think the butler did it…but yer never know??????

N.B. Waitresses, butlers??? Hey That’s the kind of friends I have… and they think I’m lazy See you soon Paul!!!